TEACHING THE LETTER S

A young teacher from an industrial city in the north of England had accepted a temporary job teaching a class of four-year-olds out in one of the most isolated, rural parts of north Wales. One of her first lessons involved teaching the letter S so she held up a big colour photograph of a sheep and said: "Now, who can tell me what this is?"

No answer. Twenty blank and wordless faces looked back at her. "Come on, who can tell me what this is?" she exclaimed, tapping the photograph determinedly, unable to believe that the children were quite so ignorant. The 20 faces became apprehensive and even fearful as she continued to question them with mounting frustration....

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AKPOR IS DEAF AND DUMP

Akpors was going to benin and he boarded a bus at warri...when they were close to benin, the conductor of the bus decided to to collect money 4rm the passengers... When it got to akpors turn, the conductor asked him for his own money but he claimed to be deaf and dumb and the conductor fosting him to pay when a lady in the bus interfared and told the conductor dat she will pay, gave the conductor the money ask him to keep the charge.

Akpors shouted.......keep what keep what pls bring the it??????

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THE FALSE VIRGIN

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time....

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STUPID DEMON WITH THE FUNNY PASTOR

A pastor was praying for a man possessed with demon. He said in the name of
Jesus, what do you want from this man?, speak up before I cast you out this
moment!."The demon answered; I want him to win the America...
lotto draw worth $200billion tonight. The pastor lowers the microphone and
whispered; get out of him and enter into me!

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JOKE: AKPOS NOT BORN AGAIN

AkPOS was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said:
"You are now baptized. You are a new creation the old one is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob." Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a...Heineken,dipped it in water 3 times and said:"You are now a new creation, the old one is gone.
Your new name is Orange Juice!!!... share if Like it

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JOKE : Anything You Cannot Touch Does Not Exist....lol

Akpos is a very naughty boy, he has a way of giving replies to questions and making people feel stupid. Sure you are going to enjoy this.

HERE WILL GO
between Musa , Akpos and their...Teacher. .
TEACHER: Anything you cannot see, touch and feel does not exist. Example, Can u see God?
MUSA: NO
TEACHER: Can you touch God? MUSA: NO
TEACHER: Can you feel God?
MUSA: NO
TEACHER: This means There is no God.
Can anybody give me any other example?

AKPOS: Yes Ma,
TEACHER: Go ahead AKPOS
(AKPOS faces the teacher)
AKPOS: Can you see your brain? TEACHER: NO,
AKPOS: Can you touch your brain?
TEACHER: NO,
AKPOS: Can you feel your brain?
TEACHER: NO, AKPOS: Therefore, YOU HAVE  NO BRAIN.

Is Akpos Right or Wrong?

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