Question: Why did d chicken cross the road?

OBAMA: It's all about CHANGE! The Chicken, like us, believed that it CAN!
GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for or against us.
BILL GATES:... I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance υя checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of chicken
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I have a dream. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GEJ: I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the
chicken amnesty.
PATIENCE JONATHAN: You see, I don't knew why the chicken
will behaviourance like that. The only things I can said is that the chicken can
be an prostitute
GANI: Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house! No fuel in her car! No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after
her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the otherside?
HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON: The question strikes to mind a perpendicularity of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the henfolk for
advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is areas on. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

NSCDC LAGOS CHAIRMAN: The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by my oga at d top. I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and my oga now tells you another reason later..coughs... Dats All!

Who killed it??