A man
calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The
next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous,
athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes
and a sign around her neck.
She
introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The
sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without
a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few
miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The
same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the
fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as
promised.
He
calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The
next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and
beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me."
Well,
he's out the door after her like a shot.
This
girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for
the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in
better and better shape.
Much to
his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has
lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He
decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program.
"Are
you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous program."
"Absolutely,"
he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The
next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign
around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost
63 pounds that week.
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